
A woman with a high ponytail, glossy, pink lips and a crease-less brow sails past me on her electric bike, as I lumber along in her wake trying not to begrudge her ease. We are on the Hudson River Greenway in New York City and it is filled with cyclists enjoying the sights, commuting to work or attempting to get exercise. It is amazing to see so many people out enjoying the day and making the most of New York’s network of paved trails and parks, a veritable parade of enthusiasts.
As I continue on, another cyclist passes me, and another, and another, their electric bicycles humming quietly beneath them. I take deep droughts of hot, summer air and try not to judge their choice. They look as if they are in an advertisement for flower-scented fabric softener or antiperspirant. No matter, I think, as they glide away, I am proud of my strong legs that churn through every rotation of my cumbersome 50 pound rented City Bike. “I love this.” I tell myself.
Meanwhile, sweat mats the hair under my helmet and leaks down into my reddened eyes making me look and feel more like a shaggy albino rat than an athlete. I mop my dripping chin and try to hold on to my pride.
I do not like electric bicycles. There, I have said it. Sure, there is a time and a place, like if a person is aged or infirmed, but not for young, fit people who have natural power in their glutes and quadriceps, begging to be used.
Yet here, in New York City, under the relentless sun, trapped between high rises and endless pavement, they begin to seem beguiling. I shake the thought from my head and stop to dock my bike near a scenic vista, cool down and walk around a bit.
When I return after a few moments to retrieve my bicycle, I find that an electric cousin has sidled right up next to mine and seems to be calling to me with a siren’s song. Somebody has just finished using it, and the screen on its headset boasts that it still has 27 miles of battery life. 27. I could do several sweat-free loop-de-loops around New York on this bicycle-like thing and nobody at home would have to know. My hands act without my brain’s consent and before i know it, I have paid for its use at the kiosk and am backing it out and straddling its seat.
As I press down on its pedal, it lurches effortlessly forward and I immediately feel like I am having an affair. The breeze it creates instantly dries my sweat and I find myself weaving through traffic shaking loose my hair to let it blow in the wind. I float through China town, getting lost again and again passing the same colorful lanterns hanging in the same alleyways, and not caring. I float alongside stopped traffic, smiling sweetly at the frustrated drivers and edge up to intersections like a queen. I decide minute to minute whether I am a bike or a motor vehicle and follow the most convenient laws of each designation. I am not proud, but I am free, and the slightly naughty feeling is intoxicating.
Hours later, I meet my husband for a dinner date and feel as fresh as when I started, albeit a little dirty on the inside.
One slip is forgivable. One dalliance is understandable, but do you know what I did the next day? I rented not one, but two electric bikes for my husband and I. We rode them all the way up to the Cloisters and the Bronx zoo covering 20 miles with ease, waving at passersby’s with royal waves and broad, sheepish smiles. Perhaps for everything there is a time and a place, but I am still not sure you can call it cycling
























